*The Lotza is free, we just ask that you pay for shipping, so that we can afford to treat ourselves this summer instead of drowning in debt from all the free Lotza we gave away because we got too excited about wanting everyone to try it since it's mouthwateringly delicious and we're confident that when you taste it, you'll love it, and then we will have you hooked, and we can do more fun things together like opening a real live club where Lotza is served on tap, everything is served with cheese, and Bravo is playing on all the TVs. If you read all of this, we're not sure if we should be excited or concerned. Anyways, get yourself some Lotza, on us.